If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
Omfg
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
Omfg
Part one of the NSFW part of my River Song cosplay :)
I had a lot of fun with the belts and also developed a headcanon that River has pierced nipples!
This shoot is dedicated to Steph, I hope I did River justice for you, sweetie :D <3333333
Reblogging for the morning crowd - last set up tonight :)
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I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.
that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read
Pretty sure the sun doesn’t rise or set in the north
dont make a quotable book into a movie ever unless you want every white girl you know repeating the same quotes over and over and over and over and over and over again
(Source: magnuslovealec)
Bogs commissioned me to do a cute Zatanna! I really like her design so this was sorta like seeing what she’d look like in Britland haha.
I enjoyed doing it so much I decided to use full colour (also he’s a great friend and needs spoiling MORE)! It happens sometimes!
I’m still taking commissions!
xxthenumberaxx SAID: STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO SKA OR BIG D AND THE KIDS TABLE SKA?
All kinds.
Goliath Tigerfish.
A native of the Congo River basin, the Lualaba River, Lake Upemba and Lake Tanganyika in Africa, it’s the largest member of the tigerfish clan, a genus of fierce predators with protruding, daggerlike teeth.
Locals say it’s the only fish that doesn’t fear the crocodile and that it actually eats smaller ones. It’s also been known to attack humans in rare instances.
I guess my ideal woman is the newly married, kind of ugly girl who is in every class at every community college who always tries to talk about how her husband is in Iraq. After mentioning him twice to the class within the first day, she feels comfortable enough to refer to him by first his name. If the teacher is talking about economics, she will interrupt to say something like, “Travis had a really good book about economics. I think he took it with him to Iraq. I’ll call him over Skype tonight and ask.” The teacher will continue the lecture without comment and the married girl will wait like a rat trap in extreme anticipation for the next time she will be able to talk about her husband who is in Iraq.
She is my ideal woman because I want to be her husband so I can die in Iraq and never have to see her again.
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
